Shaitani Dracula Tweet-along

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Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
IT BEGINS. #shaitanidracula

David Foster @Permission2Kill@CulturalGutter There is no escape from Stalag Luft XXIII #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Starting #ShaitaniDracula! youtube.com/watch?v=vblAhl…

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Starting #ShaitaniDracula NOW!

4DK @FOURDK
Oh, yeah. I’m sure the way Shaitani Dracula conforms EXACTLY to the events of my life is “purely coincidental”. #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
I should probably warn people that most of #ShaitaniDracula was not subtitled last time I checked. But it really, truly doesn’t matter.

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
"You understand?" #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to “Harinam Singh Presents”. Tonight’s episode… #shaitanidracula

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Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
This is already the Greatest Movie EVER. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
"You understand? I am Dracula!" #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
At least the stolen John Barry music will be good. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Did they just rip-off the James Bond theme? #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@gemmasmom I have started! I am 2 minutes in. #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
When he was angry, my dad used to talk in echo just like this. #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
HOW had I forgotten #ShaitaniDracula used the James Bond theme? On the other hand, there is much to remember…..

4DK @FOURDK
Boy, cats sure don’t like the James Bond theme. #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Er, not really. RT @CulturalGutter: “You understand? I am Dracula!” #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
This is the best theme song ever conceived by theme song composers. So much wah and echoing and horns and garbling. #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
When Canadian Mounties go bad. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
I prefer @TarsTarkasnet ‘s rendition of the 007 theme with squalling cat accompaniment. #shaitanidracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Oh good, they have a make-up guy. #shaitanidracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Whoa, is that Vanity? #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
FOCUS! #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Drink every time you see bike shorts. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
I miss the days when you could just walk into Banana Republic and buy Shaitani Dracula’s outfit off the rack. #ShaitaniDracula

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Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Why is Dracula a sheriff? #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Class, have we all learned Hindi for “I am Dracula”? #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Ladies, always be careful when you’re standing in the street under a shower head in your foundation garments after dark. #shaitanidracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
LOOK AT ME I’M A VAMPIRE AIRPLANE #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Down in front! Oh, wait. I guess that’s the composition. RT @FOURDK: FOCUS! #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Wings-made-of-styrofoam-cut-with-a-butter-knife trying-not-to-fall-off-a-rolling-office-chair lady is my FAVORITE. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Yes. RT @bethlovesbolly Class, have we all learned Hindi for “I am Dracula”? #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Theme song takes off from the Bond theme and soars to heights of train wreck majesty and then there’s a guy w/ neon teeth. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
These comic relief guys have some very believable dad-wear. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Do not trust her! She is a Dracula! #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
This is why Hindi film actors don’t sing for themselves. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Whoa, @JHoffman6 is in this movie speaking Hindi! #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Most convincing Bearwolf in cinema history. #shaitanidracula

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4DK @FOURDK
Meanwhile, in some other bushes. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Oh my god, that werewolf has just howled his way into my heart! I love you werewolf! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
I feel as though cinema was being uninvented before my eyes. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Rick Baker worked for scale on this. #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Best man in a monster suit since ZAAT #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
I don’t remember this bear costume either despite having seen the film > 3 times. Let my sorry state be a warning to all! #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Dammit, werewolf is rapey. Why, werewolf, why? #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
When confronted by the prospect of Shaitani Draculas, calmly get into your Jeep and drive away. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Ladies, never invite a gentleman into the bushes after dark. RT @FOURDK Meanwhile, in some other bushes. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
If we could understand the dialog, I’m sure it would blow our minds how smart they are. #ShaitaniDracula

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Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Okay, men, form a line and banter. #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Is the Unoriginal Soundtrack available? #IWouldPaySeriousRupees #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
@CulturalGutter He’s emboldened by his fool proof disguise. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
I need this soundtrack. On vinyl. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@bethlovesbolly I don’t know how I could forget the bear costume. I fear I will. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Behold… the Porch of Dracula! #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Some say it’s some kind of forest. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Dracula = General Custer. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
These fellows are discussing at length and loudly how scared they are. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Still better than Dracula: The Dirty Old Man. #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
The sad thing is that the comedy side plot uncles in #ShaitaniDracula are no worse than the standard big-budget Bollywood CSPUs.

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
I like how one of the comic relief guys wears his bag looped around his neck, so other comic relief guy won’t snatch it. #shaitanidracula

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Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Are they talking to anyone in particular or just venting? #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
@lowdudgeon Welcome to the world of C grade Indian film comic relief. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Is that the Goblin King mask they used to sell at Spencer Gifts? #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
My plans to remake Shaitani Dracula were scuttled when the Halloween Store started stocking only sexy nurse costumes. #ShaitaniDracula

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Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Oh the stripey wing person! I’d forgotten them too. And she’s insulting that guy for wearing glasses! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
#ShaitaniDracula is such a cut up!

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
I love these vampires. I love their papier mache masks and bat wing capes. #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
It’s Shaitani Dracula and Dawn. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Does that high-pitched “heeheheheeheeheheeee” sound like the beginning of “Wipeout” to anyone else? #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Laugh at the Jokes of Dracula! #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
This film has a strict “Men must wear hats” policy. #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Is there part where someone is blindfolded and reaches into a bowl of grapes but is told they’re Frankenstein’s brains? #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Oh, Shaitani Dracula, we love your stories about the old days. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Sad but true: I can measure my progress in learning Hindi by how much of #ShaitaniDracula I understand.

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
@DG_Nick I suspect I will lose many followers as a result of #shaitanidracula.

4DK @FOURDK
@bethlovesbolly @lowdudgeon Alas, you are correct. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Christ, is every shot blocked with all the actors standing in a line? #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
This film passes the Bechdel test with flying colors. #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
@CulturalGutter They’re like the guys who would hang out with Elvis and laugh at all his jokes. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@bethlovesbolly “Jauh” is the same word in Indonesian. “Come here”… “Go away.” Make up your mind #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Wow this soundtrack is good. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
I always wanted to be a Lady Dracula but my sports bras weren’t sparkly enough. :( #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Can’t a guy pretend to almost kiss a girl’s hair in peace? #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
This music makes me think of SCIENCE #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@FOURDK Now #ShaitaniDracula makes his brides do superheroine poses to prove they aren’t physically impossible.

4DK @FOURDK
That cat sounds like it’s trying to eat a whole cow. #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Is that someone making a cappuccino off-camera? #shaitanidracula

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Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Craft night! @bethlovesbolly I always wanted to be a Lady Dracula but my sports bras weren’t sparkly enough. :( #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Meanwhile—
Meanwhile—
Meanwhile—
[hee-hee-heee-heee]
Meanwhile—
Meanwhile—
Meanwhile—
#ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
I’m fairly certain I just saw a skeleton suit. #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Oh no, I’m dying and I have no one to talk to about how scared I am! #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
The actors sound like they’re doing that thing your little brother does of repeating your words on .5 second delay. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
#ShaitaniDracula depicts a topsy-turvy world where Dracula lives in a nice ranch house and non-vampires live in the woods.

4DK @FOURDK
I can’t escape the feeling that my booty shorts are haunted! #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Yes, moar black light shots with pink neon fanged vampires, pls. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Some of these Lady Draculas seem uncomfortable in their skimpy outfits. They might appreciate Manos’s harem’s gowns. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Does #ShaitaniDracula keep getting more medals on his uniform every time we cut back to him?

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
I keep waiting for the guy in the red jacket to get up and Thriller dance. #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Shaitani Dracula: I wasn’t always a monster. I wanted to be a narrator. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
@lowdudgeon I don’t know, but WE should. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
He’s rambling about human blood! #topHindischolar #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
#ShaitaniDracula loves you so much, Madhu, that he has left his house!

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Did everyone notice there’s a twitter handle for @ShaitaniDracula now? #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
At the nearby resort hotel, a crowd gathers to discuss how much they fear #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
In our town, we often ruminate, sometimes singly, sometimes in groups, about #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
This film is blocked like a visual novel. Dracula is currently in his tsun-tsun phase. Soon he’ll be all dere-dere. #shaitanidracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
"In the English-speaking world his films r largely known to fans of extremely low-budget & technically incompetent films." #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
A striking uptick in drama! RT @CulturalGutter: #ShaitaniDracula loves you so much, Madhu, that he has left his house!

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Better late than never, I’m here to knock that wolfman’s mask off! #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Seeing it now, it really is more of a werebear than a werewolf, isn’t it. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
I’m starting to suspect this area has a problem with were-cows. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
THE BEARWOLF STRIKES AGAIN. #shaitanidracula

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Teleport City @TeleportCity
@CulturalGutter can you tell me which segment/time we are at with #ShaitaniDracula? I will travel through time to that point

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
He’s not even wearing shoes! #bearwolf #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Random fourth wall breaking caveman is my favorite part of Shaitani Dracula. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity It was just knocked off! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Well, #ShaitaniDracula is back in the house. “Enough exertion for DRACULA for one night, Ha HA!” he remarks.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Red-lit caveman is the true hero of #ShaitaniDracula. He is as confused as the rest of us

4DK @FOURDK
@bethlovesbolly I guess it’s a step up from those horrible daku movies he was making in the 90s. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
SKELETON SUIT CONFIRMED. #shaitanidracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
You gotta admit though…if this was happening to you on a camping trip in a city park…pretty spooky, huh? #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@lowdudgeon “Have you seen the weirdos in those woods?” ~#ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I respect the #ShaitaniDracula caveman’s attempt to up his sartorial game with a polo shirt, but he really should get the proper size

4DK @FOURDK
Caveman is doing his impression of John McCain at that one presidential debate. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
We need an academic journal paper about Mulvey’s male gaze in #shaitanidracula.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Is that Thomas Milian? #ShaitaniDracula

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Ah, another soliloquy about how he is DRACULA. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
This picture’s FX are fucking amazing. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
ly bad #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
The sleep schedule of this camping trip makes absolutely no sense. Everything else in #ShaitaniDracula is totally logical

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
.@lowdudgeon #ShaitaniDracula is the best thing to ever happen to Beginning Hindi.

4DK @FOURDK
Yeah, yuk it up, Shaitani Dracula. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Fuck a duck! #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
All the kids love #ShaitaniDracula’s house on Halloween.

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
My theory about the redlit caveman is that he is the Renfield figure. #SuperFaithfulToStokersOriginal #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
I forgot that random fourth wall breaking goose was actually my favorite part of Shaitani Dracula. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Yeah, yuk it up, Shaitani Dracula. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Love that the camera catches Shetel or whoever throwing smoke effect on the ground #ShaitaniDracula. it adds to the cineme verite realism

4DK @FOURDK
"Woman, Shaitani Dracula is tired. Fetch me my office chair!" #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Prediction: #shaitanidracula will end with Dracula arresting all these kids for trespassing.

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you’re Dracula" #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
This is the best film I’ve ever seen about the AIDS epidemic #shaitanidracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I respect the #ShaitaniDracula caveman’s attempt to up his sartorial game with a polo shirt, but he really should get the proper size

Teleport City @TeleportCity
in true bollywood form, I bet these dracula chicks switch into MORE clothes when they shower. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Red-lit caveman is the true hero of #ShaitaniDracula. He is as confused as the rest of us

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4DK @FOURDK
I have plan. Let’s split up and all stand near separate bushes. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Dracula as a fat dude with a cowboy hat and a mustache: solid artistic choice. #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Is the goose a symbol of our sanity? #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Dracula as a fat dude with a cowboy hat and a mustache: solid artistic choice. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
@TeleportCity I just saw a scene repeat after a bad edit. Can you confirm if this occurs in the DVD version as well? #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
"Because I am Dracula" only works for so long when you’re living with people. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
.@Gooberzilla yes, it does. It’s THAT IMPORTANT!!! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
I’m willing to call it right now: #ShaitaniDracula is the sexiest of all Draculas.

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla

Prediction: #shaitanidracula will end with Dracula arresting all these kids for trespassing.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
In most countries, Shetel’s booty shorts are legally classified as a belt #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
For those who were wondering, that’s “Music to Watch Girls By”. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
I wonder what that PRISM project is going to make of all of this #shaitanidracula metadata…

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Love that the camera catches Shetel or whoever throwing smoke effect on the ground #ShaitaniDracula. it adds to the cineme verite realism

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
"Day 971 of being Dracula. My existential situation now only amuses me…" #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
"Shetel, who is this fat Panama Jack guy squatting on the lawn in front of you?" #ShaitaniDracula0m

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity Mosquito repellant. #ShaitaniDracula is the only bloodsucker allowed in these woods!

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
"Drinks on me—DRACULA!" #shaitanidracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Poor Papier Mache Face. Every time he shows up to party, everyone runs away. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Taste the Hospitality of Dracula! RT @lowdudgeon “Drinks on me—DRACULA!” #shaitanidracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
This film passes the Bechdel test with flying colors. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Oh, styrofoam wings! I also love you. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Dracula Has Risen Onto His Rolling Chair #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Styro-bat Girl! #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
That winged vampire girl is having a heck of a time maintaining her balance. #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Her balance problems are very menacing. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Styrofoam wing vampire lady has a more stable stance on whatever she’s standing on to make it look like she’s floating. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Oh, she lost her wings. Now she has to help Jimmy Stewart to get them back #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Her balance problems are very menacing. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Dracula Has Risen Onto His Rolling Chair #ShaitaniDracula

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
This lady who has to stand in front of that one tree for hours has at last been given a beatbox. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Our one and only musical interlude #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
@lowdudgeon Few directors understood the erotic aspect of Dracula like Harinam Singh. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Flashback to when they were all lined up by a bush! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Is this early Mathew Barney? #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
The most embarrassing thing about #ShaitaniDracula to the mainstream Hindi film industry is this shabby excuse for a musical number.

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Yeah, I do remember when all the men stood in a line and bantered for a while. #ShaitaniDracula #MusicalInterlude

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Actually, this whole musical montage sort of stumbles onto eerie competence, in a Ray Dennis Steckler sort of way #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Flashback to when they were all lined up by a bush! #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
@TeleportCity It seemed to make caveman guy experience a rare moment of joy. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
This lady who has to stand in front of that one tree for hours has at last been given a beatbox. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Where did she get that boombox? #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
@lowdudgeon Few directors understood the erotic aspect of Dracula like Harinam Singh. #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
She went method and actually flapped her arms #shaitanidracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
I once investigated what the Hindi song in #ShaitaniDracula is. Youtube indicates it is a Christian hymn. Whoa.

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
(a YouTube comment on #ShaitaniDracula that makes about as much sense as the movie)

Teleport City @TeleportCity
#ShaitaniDracula exists in a realm that has abandoned this universe’s physics and sense of direction

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4DK @FOURDK
I just wanted to let the kitty in! #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Fear the Ceiling Fan of Dracula! #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
#ShaitaniDracula can’t become a trending topic unless #TimTebow shows up to talk about #E3 announcements

4DK @FOURDK
@Gooberzilla It has “Property of Shaitani Dracula” written on a piece of masking tape on the back. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
I have to go into the kitchen for a minute. Is this a good time? #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Dracula Has Risen from the Den #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@FOURDK “It said this was its house…” #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
@CulturalGutter In a weird cat/Donald Duck voice, strangely enough. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
This has turned into one of those police procedurals where they look through all the cabinets. “I’ll know it when I see it.” #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Skeleton suit dude is so chill. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Does Dracula keep a bear-cub on his fridge? #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
The music just got all sexy. #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
Skeleton suit dude is so chill. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Tonight’s forecast predicts sideways rain with intermittent stock footage lighting. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Dracula Has Risen from the Den #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity Dracula Has Returned From His Backyard #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
VAMPIRESS PUUUUUUUUUUNCH! #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
The sad thing is, this was the Indian remake of LOST. #ShaitaniDracula

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Teleport City @TeleportCity
Skeleton Suit dude is totally above all this #ShaitaniDracula shit

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Dracula is so bourgeois. He has to put his victims on the table before he eats them now? #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
The camera man is really entranced by Shetel’s amazing aloha shorts, isn’t he? #ShaitaniDracula

The Cheapskate @CheapskateShow
@TeleportCity has convinced me to watch #ShaitaniDracula - pray for my sanity.

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Dammit. I was out of the room for a minute and now I don’t know what the hell is going on. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
in true bollywood form, I bet these dracula chicks switch into MORE clothes when they shower. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
#ShaitaniDracula can’t believe Shetel blew him off. He played a waltz for her, by golly!

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
#Shaitanidracula strikes out again.

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Godard directed this part, where she reads from the Little Red Book of Dracula. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@bethlovesbolly A sign of his kingship over all the things of the night and in his living room! #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
#ShaitaniDracula talks about himself in the third person so much he should be rapping his dialogues.

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
I wonder if this little waltzy bit of #ShaitaniDracula is actually from Lagaan?

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Teleport City @TeleportCity
They should have brought real tents on their camping trip, instead of just draping some sheets on bushes #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
AMEN! #shaitanidracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Now Jesus is yelling down support for Shetel! Someone smarter than me could write about this film’s religion #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Another shot of six people standing in a line, because it had been 20 mins or so. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
Look, it’s S Club 7! #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
This poor woman. Is this what happens to your career if you won’t sleep with Shakti Kapoor? #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
I could tell #ShaitaniDracula was bad news from the rakish tilt of his fedora.

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
AMEN! #shaitanidracula

4DK @FOURDK
@bethlovesbolly Or if you do sleep with Harinam Singh. (*shudder*) #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
#ShaitaniDracula cannot believe these people have been running around the same ten feet of ground for almost an hour and are still lost

dunkdaft @dunkdaft
@bethlovesbolly pehle Lagaan. Now Shakti Kapoor. U r luring me to watch #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I think that ghoul forgot to put his ghoul mask on #ShaitaniDracula

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Once again, #ShaitaniDracula is the subject of village gossip.

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Maybe they should ask the goose for help. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Townspeople! We have a serious #ShaitaniDracula problem! What say you?

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
I am 90% certain that’s the same stock lightning effect from Bride of the Atom. They didn’t even colorize it. #shaitanidracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Feel the Shame of Dracula! RT @lowdudgeon Once again, #ShaitaniDracula is the subject of village gossip.

4DK @FOURDK
Wow, I wouldn’t have thought #ShaitaniDracula could support this much exposition. Is she describing another movie? #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
"OMG, it’s a woman, run!" #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
There is only one being powerful enough to defeat #ShaitaniDracula…they call him #MagicLizard!

Teleport City @TeleportCity
#ShaitaniDracula cannot believe these people have been running around the same ten feet of ground for almost an hour and are still lost

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity And it’s all #ShaitaniDracula’s property!

T. R. Wilcox @TRWilcox
These villagers are good at standing around like they’re in The Last Supper. #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
All those in favor of #ShaitaniDracula say “aye”!

Teleport City @TeleportCity
So #ShaitaniDracula is a pretty odd vehicle for a pro-Christian conversion message. I might have gone to church more if church was like this

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4DK @FOURDK
WHOMP! Most practical use of a cross I’ve ever seen in a vampire movie. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
These people do not take a hint. #ShaitaniDracula wants you out of his yard! He sent vampiresses, the skeleton suit guy, even a goose!

Teleport City @TeleportCity
this movie doesn’t fully grasp the role of the cross in defeating vampires, doe it? #ShaitaniDracula

Karl Brezdin @KarlBrezdin
Did he just hit her with a baguette? #shaitanidracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Taste the Red Pleather Haltertop of Shetel! #ShaitaniDracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
It’s really impressive how every sentence contains the word “Dracula” twice. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
This is the weirdest episode of G.L.O.W. I’ve ever seen. #ShaitaniDracula

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Teleport City @TeleportCity
@lowdudgeon just like the old Tomb of Dracula comic. I would pay good money for Marvel Comics’ Tomb of #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
SHOCKING REVELATIONS! #shaitanidracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
"C’mon, you guys, there’s less than 20 minutes left, let’s pull our heads out of our asses!" "YEAH!" —translation #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
Jackie Chan ripped this choreography off #ShaitaniDracula

David Foster @Permission2Kill The MOSS agents are trending with #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
This brings new meaning to the phrase ‘cross counter’. #shaitanidracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
The cameraman’s wandering eye would make Jess Franco proud #ShaitaniDracula

T. R. Wilcox @TRWilcox
#ShaitaniDracula: Imagine the Thriller video, as shot by the Zapruders, after downing a handfuls of Quaaludes.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
@Permission2Kill we defeated #TimTebow! #ShaitaniDracula

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Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Dracula? I’ll tell you about Dracula!” “Ha! I have much more to say about Dracula and Dracula-related subjects than you!” #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Holy shit, that was the funniest vampire death ever. Singh just left in all the outtakes, fuckups and all. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
This is doing wonders for Shetel’s upper back pain. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity You’d have to get into the vampire as a mockery of communion & the resurrection. Then it sounds kinda crazy. #ShaitaniDracula

David Foster @Permission2Kill #ShaitaniDracula There you go @bethlovesbolly pic.twitter.com/r8AjicIwNR

4DK @FOURDK
I hope she made a baseball related pun while administering that beating. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
This is really going to work out those stress knots, Shetel! #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
@DarylSurat @TeleportCity This was always a Mysterious Order of the Skeleton Suit joint, mang. I take no credit for #shaitanidracula

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
This fight scene is a tour-de-force of… something. #ShaitaniDracula

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Teleport City @TeleportCity
I really wish this scene has stolen the Star Trek Pon Farr fight music #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
We got #ShaitaniDracula to trend! What a proud day. pic.twitter.com/F93FMuPkc4 @MysteriousOrder

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Just realizing now that #shaitanidracula is a touching examination of the proliferation of domestic violence in India. :-(

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I have watched this finale four or five times now, and it gets more awesome every time. #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Shetel is not anticipating #ShaitaniDracula’s blows—he is pre-hurting her with his mind-powers!

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
"And now I’m going to elbow drop a girl in a red vinyl miniskirt 30 times." #ShaitaniDracula

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Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
#shaitanidracula drops a meaner elbow than the Macho Man.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I like her red pleather outfit, but I’m not sure about her matching socks #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
Ah, #ShaitaniDracula. Another in a long, proud line of Hindi films to use religious symbols to physically defeat villains.

T. R. Wilcox @TRWilcox
#ShaitaniDracula: Imagine the Thriller video, as shot by the Zapruders, after downing a handfuls of Quaaludes.

4DK @FOURDK
Did we lose anybody? #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
what’s amazing is that this not the worst Indian dracula movie I’ve seen #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Everybody, back in line! God has some things to say. #ShaitaniDracula

4DK @FOURDK
I guess my version of Shaitani Dracula was a little shorter than everyone else’s (it’s over). Now I have survivor’s guilt. #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
@FOURDK IT’S NEVER OVER!!!! #ShaitaniDracula

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity What do you think about her platform open toe sandals? #ShaitaniDracula

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
So, everybody who watched #ShaitaniDracula, how does it compare to MANOS: Hands of Fate?

Teleport City @TeleportCity
@CulturalGutter I ‘d let them slide minus those ill-fitting nylon socks. Her black go-go boots were much better for #ShaitaniDracula slaying

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Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Hammer Studios never thought to have Van Helsing beat Dracula to death with a cross. #ShaitaniDracula

Danny Bowes @moviesbybowes
Two thoughts: 1) holy balls what the fuck did I just watch 2) @LCosgrove has GOT to see this. #ShaitaniDracula

Paul Chapman @Gooberzilla
Well, that was an experience. Thanks to everyone participating in the M.O.S.S. tweet-athon of #shaitanidracula.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
@moviesbybowes If you don’t get someone else to watch #ShaitaniDracula within three days, you will become part of Shaitani Dracula

4DK @FOURDK
@TeleportCity You’re right. Not as long as any of those shrubs are still around for people to aimlessly loiter in front of #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
First #MagicLIzard, then #RoboVampire and #Manos. Now #ShaitaniDracula. When will someone let @MysteriousOrder program a festival?

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
Thanks to @bethlovesbolly for organizing this M.O.S.S. watchalong of #ShaitaniDracula! And thanks to my fellow Agents for being you!

Teleport City @TeleportCity
.@FOURDK the most perfect #ShaitaniDracula ending would have been the Nightmare City “The nightmare becomes reality” circular wrap-up.

Andrew Nahem @lowdudgeon
Comrades! Let us line up in front of some flora and discuss what we have seen! #ShaitaniDracula

Teleport City @TeleportCity
I just watched #ShaitaniDracula and have now walked into the same room five times from five different direction, within fifteen seconds.

Beth Loves Bollywood @bethlovesbolly
@CulturalGutter All credit for things #ShaitaniDracula-related goes to @TeleportCity, who brought the film to my attn lo these years ago.

Cultural Gutter @CulturalGutter
@TeleportCity Yeah, I was worried about her ankles while fighting #ShaitaniDracula, but apparently, she knew what she was doing.

Teleport City @TeleportCity
@bethlovesbolly @CulturalGutter that’s a bit like giving someone credit for spreading herpes. #ShaitaniDracula

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